white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
food will last approximately 6.4 seconds in front of me the second it’s put down, i ain’t got no time to instagram any of that
not trying to make this about me but i look really cute here