subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

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emerald-e-y-e-s:

sage 😍🌿

imsoshive:

When ya grandma don’t put any money in ya birthday card

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ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher
Versace apron - $635
Fendi mustache - $98
Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245
Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369
Calphalon spatula - $179

Schloß Augustusburg, Brühl, Germany.
Having a soulmate is not always about love. You can find your soulmate in a friendship too.
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